Why I love my wife, reasons 5,301,232 and 5,301,233

*pokepoke GROPE*

“Ow!”

*grope grope*

“Ow! No, god ow, I’m bruised there too.”

*grope, poke*

“Ow, god, no, to the left, everything else is scraped…”

*grope*

“Ow, fuck!”

“WELL GOD DAMMIT INDY WHERE DOESN’T IT HURT??”

 

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“Will you make me a protein shake?”

“Yes.”

“With marshmallows?”

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3 thoughts on “Why I love my wife, reasons 5,301,232 and 5,301,233

  1. Your reasons can still fit inside a 32 bit integer :-). (Not that this is terribly useful information but that’s what I was thinking about, how to store 5 million reasons…)

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